KYA HOGA MEE-MOH KAA???

Ok! Hold your breath because the news that I am going to tell will make you jump out of your seats. Alright...get ready for this...buckle up.

Thanks to brother bilkul’s contacts down south & their contacts down south & their contacts’ contacts down south, we have just got THE copy of THE script of THE movie which is going to be MEE-MOH’s launch pad...his ticket to stardom. The movie that will shake this world; the movie that will put all debutant actors to shame; the movie that will gross more money than any other movie once it releases.

I need not tell you who MEE-MOH is. Only hint I can give is that he is the son of an acting LEGEND; the SUPERSTAR who has given us blockbuste(d)r movies such as Cheetah, Shera, Hitler, Tabahi-the destroyer, Military Raaj etc to name a few; the disco-dancer who delivered these famous dialogues “tere jaat kaa baida maaru” & “aye,Kya re ??” which when translated in English sound “your caste’s eggs I throw” & “hey, WHADDAP” respectively.

Enough of beating around the bush, its time I reveal the story. Well, not everything. So here goes:-

The movie goes by the name “FINDING MEE-MOH” & it is a story of a DAD & his son & their struggle against today’s cruel filmi-world. Now, dancing-dad is a one-time bollywood super dud...no...I mean super stud. On one bright & sunny day, he is on the way to drop his son MEE-MOH for an audition. Obviously, MEE-MOH wants to ape his dad & be an actor. (by now, you must be comparing this story line with a famous anime movie-Finding Nemo...but trust me, this ain’t...and no one knows this but FINDING MEE-MOH was scripted well in advance & so the director & producer are suing DISNEY-PIXAR for stealing their title).

MEE-MOH’s attempts to crack into showbiz turn futile as the bollywood industry is run by godfathers like DON YASHRAJONE, DONNA K-JO, DON BARJATIONE, & DON ROSHANIONE. As MEE-MOH is not related to any of these families nor is he favored by them, MEE-MOH becomes increasingly frustrated. Even Factory owners like RAMMED-U preferred working with untalented members of his Union. Baby AB got movies directed by DON YASHRAJONE’s sons & heroes from outer space did wonders for DON ROSHANIONE. Donna K-JO had King-DON in every K-movie of it while DON BARJATIONE shot only marriage videos. Newly crowned don DON FARFAN was into remaking don-centric stuff. This was working totally against MEE-MOH. There was no place where he could show off his talent as no godfather was on his side.

So, after yet another rejection, all hell breaks lose as MEE-MOH decides to take matter in his own hands. He decides to produce-direct-script-act-sing-dance all the movies in which his dad had acted by either re-making them or by making their prequels & sequels.

The DONS come to know about MEE-MOH’s plans & so the team up together & secretly declare a full-fledged attack on him. Within couple of hours after “muhurat” of his first film, MEE-MOH’s sister gets ganged-up (not gonna tell by how many goons) & dies soon after(dead tired & traumatized I guess). On hearing the news, MEE-MOH bursts into the DON kaa “adda” and slays the Factory workers. Enraged by this act, DON YASHRAJONE orders his younger son TOAD-FACE & baby AB to finish MEE-MOH once n for all. Baby AB does not like this as he secretly admires MEE-MOH but when DON YASHRAJONE fires baba AB from his syndicate, baby realizes that he has no choice.

TOAD-FACE & baby AB are no match for MEE-MOH as he butchers them & sends their dead bodies back to the DON camp. Shattered shocked by MEE-MOH’s action, DON ROSHANIONE sends his super powerful, masked son FRISSSSSH along with his aide-de-camp ALIEN BOY to kidnap MEE-MOH. Little does anyone know that ALIEN BOY who went back home & then came back again is not the ALIEN BOY that everyone thinks he is but is actually his good-natured evil twin brother BOY ALIEN who is now on MEE-MOH’s side.

DON camp comes to know something went horribly wrong in their last attempt to attack MEE-MOH as they receive FRISSSSH’s mask & cloak with a big ‘M’ printed on it!!! Finally, the entire DON camp, which is biting its nails, sends King-Don to end MEE-MOH story. Kind-Don succeeds in abducting MEE-MOH in presence of his dad!!! Why?? Coz “ King-Don ko pakkadna mmmmmmushkilll hi nahi.... balki naa mummmmmmkinn hai!!’.... “ummmmmhmmmmm hmmmmm” (yup..u got that one correct). & then comes INTERMISSION!!!!!!!!

So, what will MEE-MOH's dad do? How will he find his beloved son? Will the deadly duo finish the godfathers? Will bollywood’s casting couch & favoritism ever end? To find out more, watch the movie people!!

ITS COMING SOON... IN THEATRES & MULTIPLEXES NEAR YOU!!!!



Peteboy