To haann...this is what i noticed!!!!
See I’m not Sherlock Holmes or anything, but ever notice the way most engineers dress??? You know the shirt-jeans-sneakers...I mean you could sense a techie about couple hundred feet away...
The thing is, agreed that sort of dressing would curdle an innate magazine like Cosmo, but the sjs is far better than what I have to live with. I mean floral blouses, skin tight pants...aiyge this isn't what Avantika (the thespian of an old Marathi serial) wears but what guys around me wear!!!! ...guys, for Pete’s sake..... For your own sake...guy and flowers----> Darren Hayes and Elton john!!!
Okay I don’t know where to begin but I think I’ll start with the Everyday Formal-errs...self explanatory stuff huh!! I mean it man.....every fuckin day...I would skip a Russel Peters show to see Prof. Djindal Saboo, he's the heir apparent to the steel magnate (minus the N of course!!), at least that's what Beti-Chou insists on claiming, in ganjees and three-quarters.
As a rule the smaller they are the formaler they get....I mean smaller the ranks freaking perve....dick-sheet is an off 'n on member to their posse!! But man does dick-sheet love keeping an idiot busy!!!! Now dick-sheet has this bud charag, now charag (I refuse to believe anything else!!) in scorn of admission into frcrit has vowed never to change within a fortnight! To support his fortitude he manages to go the extra mile and use his garb as a pillow!
Now every college has its style bhais, our class da style bhai is so-deep, hats off to him man...he'll come as late as me (bakwas) on his 150cc pulsar (which he's never crashed....ever.....never ever.....I swear it....never!!) and with the jacket, and the wet look hair...boy he's got the look.... the carefully selected shirt whose pinstripes match a shade on his worked upon jeans....its nice to see somebody that enthu about college..
Man...This is gonna be fun!!!...about one of my buds foetur....if Micheal Jackson white'd himself by contracting vitiligo, foetur went the other extreme and black'd himself, not the 9 rings, and fubu jersey black, I mean "marijuana kills", "megadeth", "painkiller" black....he's like those queer maroo's who have to have black fabric, always touching their skin...But foetur's is the kind of maroo who worships Mary (with or without the Jane!!) and serves liquor during weddings (ceremony not reception).
Yeah about foetur, I think it was like the 2nd or 3rd sem, and a-la-foetur comes to the class door, I was all set to call 100-----and scream “freaks off the leash!!!!!!” (pardon me, I didn't know him too well)...as I come over the shock I see this 6 foot, exxxtra healthy kid at the door...now get a load of this....slippers- three quarters with terrible frays at the end, it still looks like a pom-pom cum tennicoit accessory attached to the ends of his three quarters, a ganjee, fortunately hidden under an open buttoned shirt- and ultimately- dark glasses.....I remember the lecturer going...kya hua re??? ....."Sore eyes sir!!!!”...The getup to celebrate his condition is the kinda stuff you get used to but the eyes in class that day were eyes that I’d have to, have to, have to remember.
You know there is sooo much of choice...gleeee!!!
>Umm vij'al (that what I grasp when he raps out his name), owing to his style quotient falls under the Club-Wear In Day Time category, his tribe generally hails from Mulund, Ghatkopar etc, somebody ought to tell them tight fit pants are sooo out the watchmen in college would know it....his pants are sooo tight you just wouldn’t miss the contours formed by the hair on his ass which unfortunately may/may not be garbed...guy going commando....NOT A TURN ON!!!!! Embroidery on shirts I will never accept but flowers on skin tight-pleat less-black- almost chiffon- pants ....WHOAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Talking about tight clothes nobody makes you realize: body fits are for body builders not for the big-fat build bodies, better than buzzer fofkar, see since anorexia’s out and fitness is in, buzzer feels “what the ‘chodh’, body nahi he to kya hua, personality to he, (ever notice how people confuse personality with physique…..this aint no tongue of slip!!!) and he adorns himself with his baby sisters t-shirts.
Well if there was dense fog, buzzer was wearing a helmet and a visually-impaired guy bumped into his tits...he'd think…this FAT guy is probably wearing his sisters t-shirt!!! But what beats those hazardous curves in front is the catastrophic gorges that lie behind…any body behind him dreads buzzer bhai fofkar having any sort of inclination, especially a forward one…coz, I shit you not when I say this, he’d rub Grand Canyon off all the maps in world…and replace it with The Great Indian Divide!!!!
If I had 500 bucks for every crack cleavage I saw in college I’d probably have like 5000 bucks and mind you those are only the hairy ones.
Another item bomb, is raag- me sir ko boldoongi. As legend has it her folks pay college fees and all, but she sits at home and probably cries over -kkasshiiisssshhhh, kkkkkkaaalllllaaaasssshhhhh but definitely not DOM I & DOM II. To know a little of what the innards of a college would be like she braved a visit. The sad thing is she came to college on the first day with a BRIEFCASE....I was rubbing my self thinking...wow....secretary porn- secretary porn-secretary porn!!!!! A startled turbanoid asked "yeh kya he??"....."Me doosro se baat nahi karti"....she coyly replied. yeah sorry for digressing but she wears stuff that'll render fabindia fab-less, she wears kurti's with chikan on the frontside- and- backside, I can so imagine him...oh god sorry....I can imagine HER shopping with her saheli's going "nahi bhaiya, dena ka daam boldo, nahi to me chali jaoongi".....while the kid with the hip mom shouts...."mummy dekho chakka...mummy dekho nah...waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh.....moods condoms anyone!!!"....so in her high waist jeans she elegantly sits criss-cross legged with her life partner...queen pallo...move over queen latifa...we're going desi with queen pallo.....sniff sniff sniff....isn't that a greatest contrast of em all!!!
Monday mornings, pehle lecture ke baad its scores updates time….and it’s the three of us regulars who feature on this show…Virus, peteboy and me…now I’ve never had a Real jersey so I cant do it, but when Man U pulls of their classic 3 minute- 3 goals games or Henry gets red carded- the college paints itself in motley colours… so you have another style funda: jerseys, be it Man U, Real, Barca or may even be PSV I have seen almost all of them in college. Now most people I know really know their football, like this guy virus, I mean please hadd hoti he yaar….now this guy seriously knows too much, I mean screw stadium names and refree origins, this guy’d probably know the name of the dhobi who washes the coaches towels…Thats all good, what blows is when you see either a Sania tee (for heavens sake……she doesn’t look good!!!) or the college gardener sporting a Leeds jersey.
Back to the pory-isms, now there is this dombivili cha porgya zzz who one day wore a blouse to college, I mean seriously, did he think I was gonna see A FLOWER on a t-shirt and let it fly: hell mo-fo no!!! Upon my "advice" I assume he aptly returned his blouse to his sister (or should I just tell the truth…he gave it to his ‘fat only in the stomach’ sexetary I mean sexretary…). But in zzz’ defense peteboy also braved a pink shirt once, okay pink is the color of power and jazz but when you know someone who has have two pink shirts its time to button up your shirt!!!!
Now my favorite part, the cheaters in my college, the so called lecturers, the ASSt profs and the scarce profs, now as I know it only one of em wears formal shoes everyday to coll, but then he’s the one handing out all the drops (year offs, what ever you call it) so I guess its okay...I know one who is true to his legion and wears sneakers on shirts and formal trousers and the rest of them fit into the elite clan called the ‘Phatta Chappal Core’ god these chindi chors, if you’d pay as much attention to this crap as me you’d realize the origins of their shirts, you’d know that this shirt is his wedding shirt, this his daughter stitched up this morning, this one is a suite-dhaap, am I jobless or what!!!!! But seriously the way they dress is simply dismal. He he he I almost forgot, there is also the bali-tan chak (see in engg colleges you don’t have chicks you have a variant called chak) who wears stuff she stole from a nikah the previous morn but tries to conceal it under her burkha, she’d might as well “hide” it!!! By the way she’s the men don’t wax so why should I kinds!!
I’d love to continue being the devils advocatei, but phatta chappal parmood’s viva beckons, and after a super sexy dme 2 viva, you kinda feel the need of being more than “I have no idea sir!!!”
Bakwas
See I’m not Sherlock Holmes or anything, but ever notice the way most engineers dress??? You know the shirt-jeans-sneakers...I mean you could sense a techie about couple hundred feet away...
The thing is, agreed that sort of dressing would curdle an innate magazine like Cosmo, but the sjs is far better than what I have to live with. I mean floral blouses, skin tight pants...aiyge this isn't what Avantika (the thespian of an old Marathi serial) wears but what guys around me wear!!!! ...guys, for Pete’s sake..... For your own sake...guy and flowers----> Darren Hayes and Elton john!!!
Okay I don’t know where to begin but I think I’ll start with the Everyday Formal-errs...self explanatory stuff huh!! I mean it man.....every fuckin day...I would skip a Russel Peters show to see Prof. Djindal Saboo, he's the heir apparent to the steel magnate (minus the N of course!!), at least that's what Beti-Chou insists on claiming, in ganjees and three-quarters.
As a rule the smaller they are the formaler they get....I mean smaller the ranks freaking perve....dick-sheet is an off 'n on member to their posse!! But man does dick-sheet love keeping an idiot busy!!!! Now dick-sheet has this bud charag, now charag (I refuse to believe anything else!!) in scorn of admission into frcrit has vowed never to change within a fortnight! To support his fortitude he manages to go the extra mile and use his garb as a pillow!
Now every college has its style bhais, our class da style bhai is so-deep, hats off to him man...he'll come as late as me (bakwas) on his 150cc pulsar (which he's never crashed....ever.....never ever.....I swear it....never!!) and with the jacket, and the wet look hair...boy he's got the look.... the carefully selected shirt whose pinstripes match a shade on his worked upon jeans....its nice to see somebody that enthu about college..
Man...This is gonna be fun!!!...about one of my buds foetur....if Micheal Jackson white'd himself by contracting vitiligo, foetur went the other extreme and black'd himself, not the 9 rings, and fubu jersey black, I mean "marijuana kills", "megadeth", "painkiller" black....he's like those queer maroo's who have to have black fabric, always touching their skin...But foetur's is the kind of maroo who worships Mary (with or without the Jane!!) and serves liquor during weddings (ceremony not reception).
Yeah about foetur, I think it was like the 2nd or 3rd sem, and a-la-foetur comes to the class door, I was all set to call 100-----and scream “freaks off the leash!!!!!!” (pardon me, I didn't know him too well)...as I come over the shock I see this 6 foot, exxxtra healthy kid at the door...now get a load of this....slippers- three quarters with terrible frays at the end, it still looks like a pom-pom cum tennicoit accessory attached to the ends of his three quarters, a ganjee, fortunately hidden under an open buttoned shirt- and ultimately- dark glasses.....I remember the lecturer going...kya hua re??? ....."Sore eyes sir!!!!”...The getup to celebrate his condition is the kinda stuff you get used to but the eyes in class that day were eyes that I’d have to, have to, have to remember.
You know there is sooo much of choice...gleeee!!!
>Umm vij'al (that what I grasp when he raps out his name), owing to his style quotient falls under the Club-Wear In Day Time category, his tribe generally hails from Mulund, Ghatkopar etc, somebody ought to tell them tight fit pants are sooo out the watchmen in college would know it....his pants are sooo tight you just wouldn’t miss the contours formed by the hair on his ass which unfortunately may/may not be garbed...guy going commando....NOT A TURN ON!!!!! Embroidery on shirts I will never accept but flowers on skin tight-pleat less-black- almost chiffon- pants ....WHOAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Talking about tight clothes nobody makes you realize: body fits are for body builders not for the big-fat build bodies, better than buzzer fofkar, see since anorexia’s out and fitness is in, buzzer feels “what the ‘chodh’, body nahi he to kya hua, personality to he, (ever notice how people confuse personality with physique…..this aint no tongue of slip!!!) and he adorns himself with his baby sisters t-shirts.
Well if there was dense fog, buzzer was wearing a helmet and a visually-impaired guy bumped into his tits...he'd think…this FAT guy is probably wearing his sisters t-shirt!!! But what beats those hazardous curves in front is the catastrophic gorges that lie behind…any body behind him dreads buzzer bhai fofkar having any sort of inclination, especially a forward one…coz, I shit you not when I say this, he’d rub Grand Canyon off all the maps in world…and replace it with The Great Indian Divide!!!!
If I had 500 bucks for every crack cleavage I saw in college I’d probably have like 5000 bucks and mind you those are only the hairy ones.
Another item bomb, is raag- me sir ko boldoongi. As legend has it her folks pay college fees and all, but she sits at home and probably cries over -kkasshiiisssshhhh, kkkkkkaaalllllaaaasssshhhhh but definitely not DOM I & DOM II. To know a little of what the innards of a college would be like she braved a visit. The sad thing is she came to college on the first day with a BRIEFCASE....I was rubbing my self thinking...wow....secretary porn- secretary porn-secretary porn!!!!! A startled turbanoid asked "yeh kya he??"....."Me doosro se baat nahi karti"....she coyly replied. yeah sorry for digressing but she wears stuff that'll render fabindia fab-less, she wears kurti's with chikan on the frontside- and- backside, I can so imagine him...oh god sorry....I can imagine HER shopping with her saheli's going "nahi bhaiya, dena ka daam boldo, nahi to me chali jaoongi".....while the kid with the hip mom shouts...."mummy dekho chakka...mummy dekho nah...waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh.....moods condoms anyone!!!"....so in her high waist jeans she elegantly sits criss-cross legged with her life partner...queen pallo...move over queen latifa...we're going desi with queen pallo.....sniff sniff sniff....isn't that a greatest contrast of em all!!!
Monday mornings, pehle lecture ke baad its scores updates time….and it’s the three of us regulars who feature on this show…Virus, peteboy and me…now I’ve never had a Real jersey so I cant do it, but when Man U pulls of their classic 3 minute- 3 goals games or Henry gets red carded- the college paints itself in motley colours… so you have another style funda: jerseys, be it Man U, Real, Barca or may even be PSV I have seen almost all of them in college. Now most people I know really know their football, like this guy virus, I mean please hadd hoti he yaar….now this guy seriously knows too much, I mean screw stadium names and refree origins, this guy’d probably know the name of the dhobi who washes the coaches towels…Thats all good, what blows is when you see either a Sania tee (for heavens sake……she doesn’t look good!!!) or the college gardener sporting a Leeds jersey.
Back to the pory-isms, now there is this dombivili cha porgya zzz who one day wore a blouse to college, I mean seriously, did he think I was gonna see A FLOWER on a t-shirt and let it fly: hell mo-fo no!!! Upon my "advice" I assume he aptly returned his blouse to his sister (or should I just tell the truth…he gave it to his ‘fat only in the stomach’ sexetary I mean sexretary…). But in zzz’ defense peteboy also braved a pink shirt once, okay pink is the color of power and jazz but when you know someone who has have two pink shirts its time to button up your shirt!!!!
Now my favorite part, the cheaters in my college, the so called lecturers, the ASSt profs and the scarce profs, now as I know it only one of em wears formal shoes everyday to coll, but then he’s the one handing out all the drops (year offs, what ever you call it) so I guess its okay...I know one who is true to his legion and wears sneakers on shirts and formal trousers and the rest of them fit into the elite clan called the ‘Phatta Chappal Core’ god these chindi chors, if you’d pay as much attention to this crap as me you’d realize the origins of their shirts, you’d know that this shirt is his wedding shirt, this his daughter stitched up this morning, this one is a suite-dhaap, am I jobless or what!!!!! But seriously the way they dress is simply dismal. He he he I almost forgot, there is also the bali-tan chak (see in engg colleges you don’t have chicks you have a variant called chak) who wears stuff she stole from a nikah the previous morn but tries to conceal it under her burkha, she’d might as well “hide” it!!! By the way she’s the men don’t wax so why should I kinds!!
I’d love to continue being the devils advocatei, but phatta chappal parmood’s viva beckons, and after a super sexy dme 2 viva, you kinda feel the need of being more than “I have no idea sir!!!”
Bakwas
6 comments:
Hatss OFF!!!!
I missed follwin pple...
1. ChuuuuuuCH and his Vertical Frills shirt
2. Chirac wid his capris
3. Ronaldo wid his 'DHOOM 3'yellow jacket.
4. Keh'laat' wid his shahrukh kurta...........
5. AND ofcourse.....zzz wid an out of the way hairwork done
nice blog guys...but use some easier words
i have to keep using www.dictionary.com
too confusing dude..............
but neways , still nice tp
hehehe.....
nice one....
"great indian devide!!!!"...hahaha....sahi ja rahela hai bappu...
Floral prints..the 'Tattooed' jeans..Man boob 'transition states'..us engineers have seen it alllll..and my stint in the US has not done anything to disprove the 'Engineers don't know how to dress' theory. I mean, yeah you might not find the copper glaze tight gray pants, but you find something as unmistakeably ugly as a long-haired guy wearing his girl's pink t-shirt with a rose..and a 2 foot tall BMX riding jack wearing his girl's corduroy (short I must add) pants..So, the notion's not restricted to our maatrubhoomi..but it's kinda global..lol
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