INTRODUCTION

Bakwas:-

Bang!!

A wise ass (my home boy Z) once told me that blogs are for depressed, low life fucks who have no friends…. so although we have a neat posse peteboy and me (bakwas) decided to have this blog… just for spoils man.

Umm peteboy and me are from this hole somewhere in Navi Mumbai, if you’d want to hazard a visit you could come by during conjugal hours and do us, in the ass of course that’s where we all take it...

Our add:
110, McBridge,
Ist Tier,
Angel (or is that Angle) State Penitentiary

What we are supposed to be is BE (Mechanical) students from the all so amazing, Centre One bearing VAAAAAASSSHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE thoo.

I’ve known peteboy since like the II nd semester (or was it third) basically I’ve not known him for ever, but as far as I can recall I remember chatting up about football in those Ka-shir infested drawing halls (ka-shir is a virus that causes 40 marks in engineering and machine drawing)…
Since then it was the two of us lukkhas (rif-rafs) who really balanced all the Dickshit and this dude who’d really give joe black (actually any black….i don’t mean to offend any African-American!!!) a run for their money, let alone brains. We were B1 buds man. We exhaustively and extensively utilized precious practical hours (why don’t they call it tutorials…when we hardly do any practical work) talking about how great our favorite clubs (Man Utd and Real Madrid respectively) are and who’d feature in our dream teams…. Freaking (I promised I’d eschew bad language!!) shit 20 years old and we pretend to be Sir Alex and ***** (see the thing is Real have had too many managers…. So I leave it to your imagination) and chalk up transfer plans….mind you, we made wholesome deals man…with the exchanges and the prices.... the works….don’t get judgmental and all, lets see you study at frcrit ( see we study at a place that even sounds like we’re being ripped off!!) and not go mental!! Anyway come IV year and we got bichdofied (thanks to me opting for industrial robotics)!!!
I forced peteboy into sending me his jokes every once in a while, but fun don’t come free now do they…he came up with this ass wipe deal of sharing a blog…TIT for tat huh bitch!!

Both of us like writing (I write horse shit) and peteboy keeps it simple, he writes regular crap…so we thought we’d let you low-lifes get a feel for how shitty we are…so here it goes!!




Peteboy:-

Well, whatever bakwas mentioned above is all true!! 2nd semester was when we were shifted in same class...the class of MECHANICAL engineers (khikhikhi)..i mean..engineers!!..us?? man.. that’s funny!!

But it was those amazing Nanaji’s machine drawing pracs where we plotted & drew our respective starting line-ups for our favorite clubs. And the story doesn’t end there…there were these amazing workshop practicals where football was discussed rather than the work-piece… & then there was our respective “DREAM-TEAM” and what not.

These days it’s all about movies… passing comments on chits while the professor is busy teaching right in front of us. (people who don’t know how to pass chits around can contact us for we do have some training programs for you already chalked up…50 bucks a chit-trick {or a cheap-trick}).

Anyways... ahh…the blog... that is what we are working on now…thinking of new ways to bore people/entertain people...i mean...how long will you perverts surf the net for porn?? I know u ass-clowns logged on to this blog thinking, “itsallaboutqualitycrap eh...must be some nude pics n all” I know…we…know…but... HELL NO!....

So…now we are set to consummate your brains (still thinking vulgar aren’t ya)... some wise-ass did quote this:

“When the slogging becomes clogging…its time to do some blogging”